Have you thought about what the world would be like without his regular timely disposal of your junk? The streets would be cluttered with filth; the air would have a really icky smell, and your health and wellness would suffer.
The reason why I’m so concerned with how obliviously you treat the garbage man is because you treat me the same way. (And we're in this together!)
Are you still trying to figure out where I am talking to you from? Listen closer, I am deep inside getting rid of all the junk you keep putting in your mouth...
Ahh, that’s right, I am your colon! Allow me to officially introduce myself. My name is Collin Colon, also known as Mr. Collin Oscopy. You’ve overlooked me for years, and I’ve had enough. It’s time for me to tell you the real facts about what is going on inside your body.
A few things you need to know:
1. All of that convenient, "fast" food (microwave, drive-through, you fill in the blank...) that you’ve been eating lately seriously affects me!
I’m designed to function smoothly, like a sewer system taking away all the waste. But over the years your diet has been, well, terrible. Yes, all those chips and fried foods from last week? I'm still dealing with that mess! It really clogs me up.
I have seen you unclog your toilet and shower drains many times over the years, but you forget about me, and I'm with you all day, every day.
Did you know that the average colon of someone in western culture carries over 5 pounds of half-digested red meat? And that’s not all… add another 5-10 pounds of toxic waste. (Talk about getting clogged up!)
2. Here’s how it happens:
When you eat something that is not wholesome for your body, the brain sends me a message to get ready for JUNK FOOD. We're talking all-hands-on-deck status. So I get busy preparing mucus to line the walls to reduce absorption of the junk.
I’m prepared to do this a few times a month, and if you only fed me junk a few times, the mucus would slowly discharge; you’d still be healthy, and I wouldn’t feel clogged. But, like most people, you feed me junk more often than that--and now I’m all backed up.
Because I have to make all that mucus to protect us from the junk food, sometimes I get carried away--I'm only trying to protect us, after all--and the mucus forms so heavily that it becomes hard and black, like tar. And that makes both you and me feel miserable.
Here are some tough-love facts:
• It doesn’t matter how beautiful or wealthy you are--this black mucus could be stored inside of you.
• On average, 90% of Americans are walking around with clogged colons.
• You might think that what comes in must also go out. But the truth is, it might not come out for years.
So now that you have a better understanding of the situation, let me tell you a few things you can do to help us out.
• Clean up your diet. I don’t mean go on a fad-diet, but I do mean eat clean, healthy choices like lean meats, vegetables, healthy fibers, grains, and fruits.
• If I've been clogged up for even just a few months, changing your diet alone is probably not enough. Although that is a big step in the right direction for our future, we still have a clog down here that we need to take care of. Bran and raw vegetables are excellent choices that are packed with fiber, but when I’m clogged up, they can’t get through. (Talk about traffic jam down here!)
• Before you begin your new healthy eating lifestyle, we must get rid of the clog first. And it's important to do this now before we need to go to a doctor to get a colonoscopy. Once I'm all cleared out again, your new healthy eating lifestyle will really help you get the results and relief you're looking for.
For the easiest way to get rid of the clog, I recommend something simple, painless, and natural. That's where It Works comes in. (Your whole life is about to change!)
It Works’ Regular™ can be taken daily to assist me in removing all the extra waste we've been storing from our "old" diet. (I mean really, once you know all the right information, that kind of lifestyle is so misguided, right?!)
In the beginning, I recommend that you take Regular™ in the evenings when you are in a relaxed setting. After I've been unclogged, continuing to take Regular™ can help us naturally produce daily healthy bowel movements.
Remember this: While it’s true that what goes in must come out, the truth is that I can store 2-10 meals inside me at a time! Think about how long ago TEN MEALS was...yep, chances are it's still here with us if you're not "going" regularly.
You should have at least one regular bowel movement daily, which is why taking Regular™ today can get us on the right track. Once you're regular again, your entire digestive system can start functioning properly in no time. (And you may even lose some pounds!)
Regular™
• Aids in regular elimination and supports healthy colon function
• Helps ensure daily removal of toxins and waste
• Offers a gentle, effective way to cleanse the colon with natural active ingredients
• Non-dependent (no stimulants)
• Supports liver and gallbladder function
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